Before I begin to bash those who are perpetual complainers, I'd like to briefly recap my life experiences on earth. I am happy 99% of every single day. My existence is absolutely fantastic, and the sole reason that it's fantastic is because of my outlook on life in general, and almost every situation that I am faced with. Everyone has problems, and I've had my fair share of problems as well. However, the point of this blog post is about how to only worry about the things that you can change. Here's my logic: If you can't single handedly resolve the issue, let it go. If more people lived by this ideal, the world would be a better place. Call me Gandhi.
Now, with this being said, allow me to continue on to the crazy shit that people complain about, and why they should focus their attention on the positives of the situation. All of the following are things I have ACTUALLY heard people say:
"My boyfriend is mean to me."
Oh, is he? Well, have you ever seen MTV's Next? It's funny, and probably fake, but real life actually works that way. If someone sucks, move on. It has been my experience that, most times, you can't make them un-suck. People are shitty because a)they have terrible morals or b)they have bad parents. So unless you want them to bring you down or be stuck with weird in-laws for eternity, just move on. You will find another boyfriend (probably in a few days) and your life will be infinitely better.
"Planning my wedding is so hard."
Wahhhh is it? Well, you are getting married. Someone picked you, and that's a hell of a lot better than being alone. Planning a wedding is hard, because people have made it out to be some so-called enchanting day that is really just a glorified and over-priced prom. I like attending weddings, I like pretty dresses, I like hanging out with my family and I love wine (as previously discussed). However, if wedding planning is really getting you down, plan a more simple one. I am getting married on the beach, with very few people around. Mark my words. Honestly, if you're reading this, there is a strong to quite strong chance that you may not even be invited. If you are engaged- CONGRATULATIONS. Some people would kill to be in love forever, so stop complaining about the planning of the best day of your life.
"I sat in traffic for an hour today on the way to work."
If you sat in traffic on your way into the city, I think we should address two important facts of the matter. First off, you own a vehicle. Secondly, you live in the suburbs. Would you prefer to be riding the bus to work? Cause I bet you wouldn't. Would you prefer to live in an area of the city that you could walk to work? Cause I bet you wouldn't, as most of these neighborhoods are the ones we see on the news for shootings and prostitution. Luckily, for you morning commuters, your personal vehicle is equipped with temperature controls and a radio, cd player, ipod hook up, seatbelts, comfortable chairs.... etc. So, you've got safety, comfort and entertainment while you hang out for an hour.
"My period cramps hurt so bad."
Unless this is your first period, and you didn't know what to expect, please shut up. If you got your period this month, it means two VERY important things. 1)Your body has regulated itself, bravo! 2)You aren't PREGNANT. To me, a couple days of stomach pain is really the better alternative to carrying a child in your stomach for nine months, followed by a vaginal birth. Maybe I'm missing something. Oh, also, we have medicine to minimize your pain. So, rather than complaining, get yourself an over-the-counter solution.
"I can't carry a backpack to class anymore at Pitt cause there have been so many bomb threats, how am I supposed to carry all of my stuff to class?"
Unless you have no arms, I guess I am missing the problem here. After 40+ bomb threats, the university has decided to ban the use of backpacks. For as much as the students have complained about the constant evacuation of the buildings, there is something bigger that the administration is concerned about here... AN ACTUAL BOMB. Now, seriously, I don't know much about bombs (in fact, I don't know anything about them at all)... But, a backpack seems like a perfect place to conceal a bomb. Yet, here we go with the complaints. Now, I understand that there are a few exceptions, but, how many books does the average student ACTUALLY bring to class with them? Maybe one and a notebook. If you're carrying anymore than that, you're probably writing a research paper. Regardless, even if you're carrying five books in your hands, at least your safety has been taken into account when the administration made this decision. In essence, you may get tired arms, but at least you'll live to tell about it.
So, for the love of God, just stop. Someday, something actually terrible will happen to you... until then, just enjoy your life :) I'm off to go running now, 26 days left until my half marathon yayyyyy!!
Happy Monday to all of you, and enjoy your week!
Xoxo
